Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, is a fourth dimension of rejoicing and introspection. Rabbinic tradition teaches that Rosh Hashanah is the anniversary of the 6th day of creation, on which Adam and Eve were invented by God. (Right before Shabbat! Because God needed a nap after that.)

In the Genesis story, God forms the first human being being out of clay, breathes life into it and plops it right down in an off-the-grid botanical utopia called the Garden of Eden. God gives a few simple rules for the homo to follow: The man, Adam, can wander around the garden nude (Adam was too much of a noob to know nigh wearing apparel) and swallow any fruit or veggies that grew at that place, with the exception of the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

After observing that Adam was, bluntly, a chip of a not-starter as one single human entity, God knocks Adam out and splits His creation into two beings: Adam and Eve. Everything was A-OK in the Garden until Eve makes a trivial oopsie-whoopsie and eats the fruit from that highly off-limits tree, then gives some of the fruit to Adam. Once they have their spontaneous snack, they all of a sudden realize that they are more naked than Kim Kardashian's Instagram feed, and style themselves some underwear out of fig leaves. Apparently, the Garden of Eden wasn't as off-grid as advertised because immediately God rolls upwards to find out 1. Why Adam and Eve were no longer into nudism and 2. Why they ate the fruit of that damn tree! Adam attempts to mansplain that information technology was Eve'south fault, while Eve, panicking, blames a snake for telling her to eat information technology. God, disappointed in his rather problematic experiment, volun-tells an affections to evict Adam and Eve from their leafy home, forcing them to get real jobs. What a downer.

Here are five artist representations of the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. In many of these paintings, the fruit Adam and Eve eat is shown as an apple. The Torah does non identify the type of fruit, simply the sages have suggested everything from figs to etrogs. The apple visual, and the depiction of God as a humanoid with a beard and halo, comes from Christian interpretations of the Genesis story.

Please note that these images have been selected for composition, technical execution and comedic value.

"The Garden of Earthly Delights"
Hieronymus Bosch, circa 1503

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"The Garden of Earthly Delights" by Hieronymus Bosch

Let u.s. begin with early Netherlandish master Hieronymus Bosch, notorious for his terrifying, trippy paintings. This painting is actually part of a tryptic, but as one of the iii panels illustrates what Bosch thinks hell is like, I'll spare you all the therapy bills and simply prove this section. You're welcome.

This, the left panel, shows Adam waking from a nap to find a quite youthful and fancifully coiffed God nigh to introduce the newly-formed Eve. Adam looks bemused, Eve looks like God forgot to give her a personality, and everything else in this painting confirms my longstanding hypothesis that Bosch was really into ayahuasca.

At the top of the painting, nosotros see some highly implausible and downright extraterrestrial hill formations. A plethora of random animals populate the landscape, including a boar trying to catch an oddly pointy badger who is careening about on its hind legs, a monkey riding on an elephant (the nigh normal thing in this whole painting), a creepy giraffe with a dark secret and, next to the sinister giraffe, a basset hound/camel hybrid, which I would admittedly adopt from my local shelter. A cadger with three heads emerges from the water, right by a frog in a white cashmere turtleneck. Directly by Eve's anxiety in the foreground, a platypus in a hoodie casually lounges in a sinkhole and reads a book. A cute baby seal cub at the lesser of the paradigm looks like it merely gained sentience and has very correctly decided this is his moment to become the hell out of dodge. No word as to what the bizarre semi-phallic fountain represents, but I'm certain nosotros can make an educated estimate.

"Adam and Eve"
Unknown artist, English school, 13th century (Musee Marmottan)

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"Adam and Eve" by Unknown

Adam props himself up to accept a lil' nap on the decorative border of this manuscript page, while Eve, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Louise Belcher from "Bob's Burgers," emerges out of Adam'due south side and immediately goes to pick God's pocket. God forestalls that attempt and points off the folio, clearly alarm her if she keeps up this kleptomania, he's gonna have an angel show her the door.

"Eve, the Serpent and Death"
Hans Baldung, circa 1500s

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"Eve, Serpent and Death" past Hans Baldung Grien

"Eve, the Serpent and Expiry" is a painting past the German Renaissance artist Hans Baldung. Its iv main elements are an obnoxiously smug Eve, a skeletal form representing expiry/Adam, that pesky tree of cognition and a grayscale weasel that's trying to convince everyone it's a snake.

This painting looks like what would happen if Tim Burton decided to rip off however some other Jewish story for his oeuvre (but like he did with "The Corpse Bride"). Adam seems like he'due south wearing some ugly capri pants, merely don't worry! It's just his skin falling off. His right arm extends upward to take hold of the apple. Thank goodness he still has his teeth, or he'd take to puree it into absurdity. (On the fifth day of creation, God invented the Vitamix.) Eve's left mitt holds part of the snake'due south tail, while her right paw holds an apple tree backside her back. Adam Skellington's bedraggled country suggests maybe that "snake" was poisonous, or that his body hadn't actually recovered from God taking half his bio mass away to make Eve.

"The Rebuke of Adam and Eve"
Domenico Zampieri (aka Domenichino), 1626

"The Rebuke of Adam and Eve" by Domenico Zampieri

Italian classic-idealist painter Domenico Zampieri was the son of a shoemaker and possibly died of toxicant, which isn't relevant to this painting but are nevertheless fun facts to know. "The Rebuke of Adam and Eve" illustrates Domenichino's classical style at the summit of his career. In this narrative sequence, God zips in from heaven, where he was busy posing for Michelangelo's peak painting "The Creation of Adam."

God and so exhibits the world's first case of a parent being "not angry, just disappointed." Adam tin exist seen shrugging helplessly and gesturing to Eve equally if to say, "Well, what did y'all expect me to do? She has overnice pilus and I accept no willpower!" Eve, whose expression conveys a certain withering malevolence toward Adam for being such a narc, desperately tries to encompass her own backside both metaphorically and literally past blaming the serpent and modeling her new fig-leaf miniskirt. The ophidian, mortified to detect himself in the middle of this fiasco, would like to be excluded from this narrative and attempts to slither directly out of the painting. At the lesser right of the painting, it suddenly dawns on the lion that Adam and Eve simply ruined this vegan utopia, and at some point, he'll have to eat his friend, the lamb.

"The Fall of Homo and The Lamentation"
Hugo van der Goes, 1479

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"The Fall of Homo and The Lamentation" past Hugo van der Goes

If you thought the Bosch painting was the most disturbing painting in this list and we were make clean out of nightmare fuel, I do repent. Flemish painter Hugo van der Goes depicts the serpent as a bipedal salamander with blue fur, duck anxiety, an otter-like tail, a homo head with braided pigtails and the cloying demeanor of a multi-level marketer trying to sell you on her range of apple tree-scented essential oils. Eve is totally buying what the snake is selling, and has joined the snake'southward downline (#BossBabe, #Hunbot #WorkFromHome). Adam, in the back of his mind, knows the snake is running a pyramid scheme but is going along with it, hoping God doesn't notice. Spoiler alert: He noticed.